Mommy, I need to go potty.
Already? We just got to the store. OK lets go.
(3 escalators and at the restroom)
Mommy I wont throw the candy in the toilet okay?
OK.
Mommy can you hold my candy bar?
OK (folding the wrapper).
Mommy why are you ruining my candy? (sobs)
But I didn't - I folded it so it wouldn't get the bathroom air.
Mommy open it! (demanding tone in voice)
Ok! (phew) whatever you're being difficult right now.
Mommy why did you open my candy bar? It could get dirty!
But you asked me to!
Mommy you are ruining my candy ... sob SOB SOB!!
But Raam - I thought you said you needed to go potty, could you just finish so we can argue about this?
But I dont want to go potty!
WHAT ?!! You said you did..
But I DONT... YOU RUINED MY CANDY BAR!!
Oh my gosh I cant take this - please wait outside for me (angrily pushing the kid outside the bathroom door).
(Catch the hurt look and pause on the side of the locked door guiltily. Reopen the door).
raam do you want to come in?
Yes.
(Flush, Wash, Dry hands).
Come on raam, lets go!
Wait mommy -- (shutting off the tap with a smile ) - you left the water on :)
Who's watching out for whom?

Already? We just got to the store. OK lets go.
(3 escalators and at the restroom)
Mommy I wont throw the candy in the toilet okay?
OK.
Mommy can you hold my candy bar?
OK (folding the wrapper).
Mommy why are you ruining my candy? (sobs)
But I didn't - I folded it so it wouldn't get the bathroom air.
Mommy open it! (demanding tone in voice)
Ok! (phew) whatever you're being difficult right now.
Mommy why did you open my candy bar? It could get dirty!
But you asked me to!
Mommy you are ruining my candy ... sob SOB SOB!!
But Raam - I thought you said you needed to go potty, could you just finish so we can argue about this?
But I dont want to go potty!
WHAT ?!! You said you did..
But I DONT... YOU RUINED MY CANDY BAR!!
Oh my gosh I cant take this - please wait outside for me (angrily pushing the kid outside the bathroom door).
(Catch the hurt look and pause on the side of the locked door guiltily. Reopen the door).
raam do you want to come in?
Yes.
(Flush, Wash, Dry hands).
Come on raam, lets go!
Wait mommy -- (shutting off the tap with a smile ) - you left the water on :)
Who's watching out for whom?

1 comment:
:D this was so adorable! I know it must have been a nightmarish episode when it unfurled that day. Until you shut the door, that is. But it is super cute to read about it. :)
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